I got it out before I had a camshot! Then he changed his mind, put it in, and daddy went--

It's not my fault, it's my husband's. He's always asleep, so I fuck my friend

I got it out in time! I swear my sperm jet wasn't inside you

See, it's better with a dick — masturbation doesn't make sperm come out of your pussy

How could I have forgotten about February 14? Okay, I have a pee